How To Kill A Walrus

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Name :
so random
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- Name :
  It was extremely random
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- i :
  NAH, IT BE EPICz.
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queso :
how depressing..
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- Name :
  Its not that depressing, its just a stupid walrus.
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  - Name :
    WALRUS’S ARE NOT STUPID.
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    - Name :
      Plural is “Walri”
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      - Name :
        Your mother is a walri
      - green :
        Actually it’s walruses. you’re both wrong.
        Only greco-roman latin words ending in -us are pluralized -i. and even then there are exceptions- for example, the plural of octopus is octopotes.
    - Not Name :
      It’s “walrusi”.
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      - Name :
        Actually green, the differences in language have produced three different possible pluralizations of octopus, each accepted by the Oxford . . . Dictionary. These are “octopuses,” which is the most common, “octopodes,” and “octopi.”
      - Name :
        ACTUALLY, you all are faggots.
      - Name_1 :
        Hey look everybody! These anon are big fat nerds! Haha
    - Gortat :
      Explain your mom
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      - Name1 :
        i like cows…
  - Name :
    “Its not that depressing, its just a stupid walrus.”
    Wow. And I thought slaughterhouses were horrible.
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    - That Guy :
      Your attempt at being clever is horrible.
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Name :
steve jobs + young george lucas = walrus death
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Metz :
Steve Jobs killed a walrus?
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- Name :
  That’s not steve Jobs. That’s Morgan Freeman.
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  - Name :
    Morgan Freeman’s black…
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    - Name :
      Even so, that doesn’t even look like Steve Jobs. Jobs is bald and has glasses. Though, it does seem like something he would do. He WAS a total prick.
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      - Name :
        fuck you
      - Name :
        he’s saying the guy looks like a mix between steve jobs and young george lucas, idiots
dude :
what the fuck?
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Brody :
I just laughed too hard.
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NameLinda :
that was really stupid
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The ghost of walrus past :
I think i got it! Did i get it?
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Name :
Morgan Freeman killed a walrus?
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- Name :
  That’s not Morgan Freeman. That’s Keith Sutherland.
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  - Name :
    thats not keith sutherland. its amy weinhouse
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    - Name :
      that’s not amy winehouse, it’s former president of the united states of america, bill clinton
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      - Name :
        none of them, Chuck Norris did
        problem?
      - Name :
        nope just chuck testa
      - Name :
        You’re all wrong. That is clearly Kyle Katarn.
  - Name :
    who the fuck is keith sutherland
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    - Name :
      You’re all idiots
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    - Name :
      http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000662/
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Sssssam! :
woooooooooooow
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sarahrose :
really? thats what you came up with? wow. *slow clapping*
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That was such a waste of time :
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POOP :
if only that could really happen
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Name :
i tried it on my step mom, i didn’t work
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- step mom :
  ha biyatch !!
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clown shoes :
there is no keith sutherland that is legit that kid is a fuking idiot
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Name :
wow guys, you insulted Steve Jobs so bad he died…
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- Steve Jobs :
  I was an asshole. I stole the company from my partner when we first created apple. In case you are wondering, Hell is actually quite temperate now that Satan downloaded Angry Birds and is to busy to torture everyone…
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AidsFart :
haha?
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Name :
Anybody else have the Scooby-Doo voice run through their head when the walrus had dialogue? I dont know, kinda seems natural to me. Ha.
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- Name :
  Actually Goofy
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Name :
i love your mother
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Steve Jobs :
You guys are a bunch of assholes… jeeze.
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Name :
lol
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Lexie :
awwwh hahahhaha
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Billy Mays :
I TOLD THEM IT I WANTED CREDIT GOD DAMN IT
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- Name :
  R.I.P
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Name :
i kill walruses by stabbing them with my extra sharp penis
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Name :
thats not morgan freeman its michael vick
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- NameME :
  That’s not micheal vick, it’s me. . . I KILLED THAT WALLRUSS MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Name :
u ppl r so stupid ,and this is so stupid i hate ur kind of ppl
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- Name :
  Try to spell your words out first before calling other people stupid.
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Name :
you guys are stupid, that is keeanu reeves
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walrus :
ass hole >.>
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Name :
This is horrible. How dare you.
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Name :
This sucks. How horrible
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Paul McCartney :
I am the Walrus
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- Name :
  i am you and you are me and we are all together
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Name :
you were the walrus
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Name :
Wow you people need lives!!!! Like seriously!!
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Name :
Comic = lame
Comments = epic
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cess gabunales :
freaking nice…so just like that huh!
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wowwww :
ok so first of all it’s KEIFER SUTHERLAND. second of all, all this is pretty pathetic…
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Name: Snezzle :
Aaawwww! That’s sad! Shame on you!!!!
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Name frenchy :
oooooooooooooo nooooooooooooooooooo this is so mean…
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Name :
i like how there are people who comment on here about how lame everyone is.. so WE all need lies? what about you guys who do that? you do realize that we people are doing just the SAME thing as you, professor hypocrite.. the only thing i dont get is why this walrus speaks english yet can be such a goob. if there was a talking walrus i’d expect him to be a bit smarter >.<
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- Anonymous :
  That was the most tarded thing I’ve ever read.
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- really? :
  your commenting on people commenting on the lameness and yet your upset by the fact that the english speaking walrus is slow?? wooow lol
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Name :
its Steve Jobs dammit! I can tell by the look of the dudes shirt, its black like Morgan Freeman
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The Eggman :
goo goo ga joob
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Name :
So a baby seal walks into a club…
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- Name :
  BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Name :
Oh how nicely the nice twinkly stars teinkle.
Walruses wouldn’t understand English, so they wouldn’t stab themselves if you told them they had a spot- well not unless they were EXTREMELY clever walrusses, & wanted to commit suicide anyway.
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Octo pussy :
walruses are really just fat robots
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- Name :
  thats the best thing ive read on here so far
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Name :
I used to be a walrus then i took an arrow to the knee
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- Name :
  i used to take an arrow to the knee, but than i took an arrow to the knee….true story bro
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Name :
This guy is clearly the guy from the Dos Equis commercials
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- Name :
  I don’t always kill Walruses, but when I do, I make them kill themselves.
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Name :
walrus understands human language …
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Name :
These comments are funnier than the pictures.
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- Name :
  i second that and move to strike
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  - Mar :
    / This is walrus-unrelated (although waseulrs are pretty cool!) but I was poking around here after linking you in my recent post, and came across your resume website. I’m a little freaked out I’m a UW Communications grad too (although not heading back to grad school anytime soon!) and I also did Running Start in high school. I only did it for my senior year, but still. Crazy!
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aarushi :
ridiculous clip….!:X
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Name :
Looks like Charlie sheen. Walruses are my favorite animal.
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